
Chatting with multiverse
READERS of a certain age will recall the televised adventures of Dr Sam Beckett, a physicist forced to hop through time “to put right what once went wrong” in the series Quantum Leap. Fans will be thrilled to hear that US mystic Burt Goldman is offering a master class in Quantum Jumping, a similar technique that offers students “a universe of infinite possibilities”.
Quantum Jumping gives you the chance to put right what once went wrong in your own life, by tapping into the accumulated wisdom of the many alternative versions of yourself living in the multiverse. Goldman says this wisdom rests in your subconscious, so there’s no need to run the risk of climbing into a malfunctioning time machine like Beckett did.
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Feedback can’t help but wonder if there really were infinite versions of us “wanting to connect”, it could be to ask advice instead of offer it. What if we are already living in the best of all possible worlds? .
“While searching for information about sleep apnoea, Jeffrey Noel Ethridge discovered eminently qualified expert Dr Farkas in New York – first name Gaspar“
Freshly aged
CHRIS SMITH finds food for thought in a block of Anchor mature cheddar. On the one hand, the packaging’s boast that it is “Slowly Matured / Since 1886” may be more than he bargained for. Yet the packet also provides a zip-seal to “lock in the freshness”.
Chris wonders “what criteria are used to decide when it is mature enough for sale, but hasn’t lost its freshness?”
Sour grapes
RESIDENTS of Bristol, UK, are kicking up a stink over the city council’s decision to use vinegar to control weeds, reports John Pidgeon.
The pungent herbicide was selected after environmentalists campaigned against the use of glyphosate and .
But a trial run of the alternative has prompted complaints that corners of the city now smell like a fish and chip shop. The delicious smell of success?
Touching down
JOHN WARD is keeping one eye on the skies after receiving an email from the travel planning site Orbitz that told him “Flights to San Diego are dropping”.
“Should I dig an underground shelter?” worries John. “I know I won’t be flying into or out of San Diego airport until this situation is remedied.” However, Feedback thinks that boarding a flight that never dropped might prove tricky.
Floating an idea
PREVIOUSLY the Helen as a unit of beauty was recalled by Andrew Harper, with the more practical subunit of the milli-Helen, defined as the amount of beauty necessary to launch a single ship (23 April).
Brennan Wilson writes that the expression dates back to at least 1958. When his sister Helen was christened, his grandfather Malcolm “cracked – or repeated – the joke that a milli-Helen was all that could be wished for in any individual case.”
Brennan adds that “my own sister has undoubtedly lived up to expectations, as she has competed in the Irish national dinghy sailing team, and has thus launched a number of ships or boats.”
Dial Hn for beauty
MEANWHILE, Richard Mellish is more concerned with the correct use of the unit. “Although it is obviously not an SI unit, the same conventions should apply, so it should be helen, not Helen” he attests. This however throws up the problem of competing standards, “with H already being used for henry, the unit of inductance”.
How about Hn, offers Richard, “given the precedent of a few SI units already having more than one letter?”
Sinking feeling
“WITH a small sense of shame and no little cringing embarrassment,” writes Bryn Glover, “I have to confess that we schoolboys in the late 1950s did indeed use the milli-Helen as the unit of choice to rate the desirability of members of the opposite sex.”
“Shame on us,” admits Glover, “but we were only spotty adolescents”.
To Helen back
IN FACT, the phrase appears to have provenance in our own magazine, as Stuart Butler notes, where a similar discussion occurred on the letters pages almost 60 years ago (). Feedback apologises to any long-term subscribers left feeling short-changed by this recycling of content.
And finally, we must credit David Morgan-Mar’s 2005 observation that while it crops up with some frequency, the milli-Helen is an irregular unit, with David arguing “you can’t mix metric prefixes with Troy units like that.”
Machine overboard
of The Mind Club recounts the anecdote of Descartes having a mechanical copy of his deceased daughter made, only to see her thrown overboard by the crew during a sea voyage (April 23, p 44).
Craig Gaston wonders if the philosopher was prompted to exclaim “She sinks, therefore she is not”.
A lot of bottle

PREVIOUSLY Feedback wondered about the capacity of a 750 ML wine bottle – that is, 750 mega-litres (19 March). Having done the maths, Charles Daniels says this “turns out to be almost the size of the Empire State Building, whose shape is a bit like a wine bottle. Perhaps Godzilla could be the sommelier?”