▲ʴǰéDz
Lying awake at night, worried you are wasting your life? Try ʴǰéDz Sleep, which will let you hunt creatures by tracking your tossing and turning.
▲Coffee
Drinking even 25 coffees a day won’t damage your arteries. The downside is that you won’t be able to play ʴǰéDz Sleep.
▼Freedom gas
The US Department of Energy has coined the term “freedom gas” in a bid to sell natural gas as clean energy. There’s no joke here, just despair.
▼Blockchain
The German central bank tried using the tech behind bitcoin, but found it was more expensive and slower…
