Time for love
Valentine鈥檚 Day celebrates coupling. Alan McWilliam tells Feedback about an offer he received, before the most recent Valentine鈥檚 Day, from a US-based biotechnology company. It couples charm with other qualities.
Alan says: 鈥淚 received the marketing email below. I鈥檝e never been offered a 鈥榗omplimentary breeding pair of genetically modified mice鈥� for Valentine鈥檚 Day before. What says romance more than gazing into your mouse鈥檚 eyes, over a Bunsen burner flame, before implanting a tumour and humanely euthanising it a few weeks later?鈥�
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This is the note:
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Whatever this offer may accomplish for romance or commerce, its most powerful use could be as a psychological test. How does a person respond, at first blush, to this opportunity?
Political restraint
A growing treasury of top-dog data almost begs UK psychology researchers to sift it for lessons about leadership. Feedback infers this from news accounts.
The BMJ (formerly formally called The British Medical Journal) makes medical of news reports that prime minister Rishi Sunak 鈥渇asts for 36 hours at the beginning of every week鈥�. Sunak鈥檚 past and present medical data might intrigue and inspire physicians, psychologists and nutrition researchers. Over time, does the body in evidence inflate or deflate? How much of that inflation or deflation can be attributed to the leader鈥檚 first-person management of food?
More complete data may already be available about the effects and effectiveness of self-imposed restraint (or at base, self-claimed restraint) by former prime minister David Cameron, who held office and his urine from 2010 to 2016.
快猫短视频鈥荣 report in 2015 about Cameron fluidics explained: 鈥淏efore important speeches or negotiations, Cameron keeps his mind focused by refraining from micturating. The technique may be effective 鈥� but it also appears to help people to lie more convincingly.鈥�
(In a happy twist of serendipity, the 2011 Ig Nobel medicine prize was to researchers in the UK, the Netherlands, Belgium, Australia and the US for testing the effectiveness of the delayed-urination technique. That award was made bare weeks before Cameron revealed his pee proclivity to the public.)
Additional varieties of data will be tappable by researchers, should it some day become apparent that other UK prime ministers also exercised restraint.
Down the tarantula hole
Juicy, surprising delights about living things sometimes lodge in the reference sections of scientific papers about long-extinct things.
Trilobite researchers still chatter about the study 鈥溾��, published a few years ago in the Bulletin of Geosciences.
But only the most diligent of them noticed 鈥� deep in the references section, at the end of the paper 鈥� something unexpected: mention of a paper called 鈥溾�� by Jason Dunlop, John Altringham and Peter Mill, published in 1992 in the Journal of Experimental Biology.
And deep inside that heart/sucking-stomach paper lurks a different kind of surprise, a reminder that scientists need to proceed always with caution: 鈥淚n the absence of detailed information about fluid flow in tarantulas, any model is speculative.鈥�
Tender youth
Dave Kirby has noticed another cookbook that, like The Anarchist Cookbook, maybe needs to come with a warning (Feedback had suggested something along the lines of: 鈥淚f you don鈥檛 cook your anarchist to the proper temperature, there may be problems鈥�).
Dave says: 鈥淚n addition to the books you mentioned, you could add The River Cottage Baby and Toddler Cookbook. A local restaurant has a bookshelf full of cookbooks and I spotted this one there months ago.
鈥淚 hesitated to look too closely into the small print on their menu.鈥�
Depending on cats
Comforting news, maybe, for people who dread any temporary absence from their cats.
A study from California called 鈥�A comparison of people鈥檚 attachments to romantic partners and pet cats,鈥� published in the journal 础苍迟丑谤辞锄辞枚蝉, reports that some people 鈥渄id not necessarily need reassurance from their cat or feel distress when their cat was unavailable to them the way they might about a romantic partner鈥�.
Marc Abrahams created the Ig Nobel Prize ceremony and聽co-founded聽the magazine Annals of Improbable Research. Earlier, he worked on unusual ways to use computers. His website is聽.
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