Heartbreaking sushi
Can sushi break your heart? That’s the question posed by doctors writing in The BMJ, after a 60-year-old woman ate a mouthful of wasabi and went into cardiac arrest. The unnamed woman was attending a wedding in Israel when she mistook a bowl of the peppery horseradish paste for avocado.
She experienced pain in her limbs and went to hospital some time later, where doctors diagnosed her with takotsubo cardiomyopathy, also known as broken heart syndrome. The condition arises when the heart’s left ventricle, responsible for pumping blood around the body, becomes enlarged and weakened. It is most often seen in older women experiencing emotional distress, such as the death of a loved one. Though serious, the condition is usually temporary. Following treatment, the wasabi-addled woman made a .
Buying limbs
Looking to get rich quick? The US military has a unique opportunity for you to net a cool $2 million. One catch: it will cost you an arm and a leg. Left or right, you choose. According to a procurement ad posted to the Federal Business Opportunities website, the US Army Medical Command needs fresh frozen limbs, presumably for use in ballistics testing or for training combat medics.
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Either way, it is a once in a lifetime opportunity to serve president and country – or possibly twice in a lifetime, if you are feeling particularly generous. The solicitation requests 16 arms (shoulder included) and 16 legs (pelvis to toe, sacrum included), so get a local rugby union team involved to really maximise your reward. We should specify that the ad does insist limbs should be taken from cadavers rather than volunteers, but if they really cared about getting a quality product, they wouldn’t have .
Gluten tag
“The coconut oil hand cream I bought recently smells good enough to eat,” writes Christine Duncan. “I hope that’s why the information on the tube tells me that the product doesn’t contain gluten, because otherwise I would have to conclude that the world is taking leave of its collective senses.”
Before you raid the bathroom cabinet to whip up a batch of macaroons, Christine, be aware: our investigations tell us that the warning exists because topical applications of gluten can still prove irritating to coeliacs.
Nonetheless, Feedback has noticed a proliferation of “gluten free” labels in the local supermarket, often on items that have no obvious connection to any grain. While it is technically true that steak is gluten free, advertising this fact only serves to cast doubt on the coeliac-friendliness of the adjacent chicken breasts that sport no such label.
Which is, perhaps, the intention, as food sellers try to snatch some of the “conscious consumption” aura that a gluten free sticker bestows. Your most egregious examples of this labelling chicanery to the usual address, please.
Contra-noms
John Davies chides our faltering resolve when it comes to swearing off nominative determinism (we have a problem, this much is clear). He suggests a suitable prophylactic: dismantle our hypothesis by collecting names that work in the opposite way.
“For a start,” says John, “I give you David Pannick,” the barrister who challenged the UK government’s prorogation of parliament. “In his recent appearance before the Supreme Court, his performance was widely seen as the epitome of calm control.”
Indeed, such anti-nominative determinism (or should that be nominative anti-determinism?) isn’t so hard to find. K Bundell flushes out Sarah Dry, author of the recently published Waters of the World. Meanwhile, Danielle Outlaw is a frequent fixture of the Feedback inbox, thanks to her role as chief of the Portland Police Bureau in Oregon. We are sure you have more – help wean us off this terrible addiction for good.
Dog days
“As someone with a very soft spot for rabbits and hares, I enjoyed your report of Peter Duffell’s testimony about literate lagomorphs in Northumberland,” says Nigel Sinnott (31 August). “There are literate dogs too, a little further south.”
Walking in the outskirts of Sutton-in-Craven in Aire valley, UK, Nigel came across a cattle trough, above which was a notice with the stern message: “Dogs not allowed to drink at this trough”.
“I don’t imagine Airedale’s literate canines took the slightest heed of the prohibition,” he says.
Basket case
The perils of automation: Paul Huggett’s online search for the laxative CosmoCol returns the following advert at the top of his results: “Get Quality Constipation, Diarrhoea, IBS & Wind at Tesco.” Is there nothing you can’t pick up at the supermarket these days?
Foreseeable errors
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Article amended on 11 November 2019
We clarified that gluten may be present in many parts of wheat, as well as some other grains.