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Feedback: Trump’s pick for top EPA post fails impromptu eye test

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In a haze

IN THE US, politicians are fielding President Trump’s nominees for key government positions. Among them is William Wehrum, a former energy sector attorney and environmental engineer. He is Trump’s pick to oversee air and radiation regulation at the Environmental Protection Agency, a role with great influence over the country’s response to climate change.

Previously put forward for the same role under George W. Bush in 2007, Democrats in the Senate scuppered his chances, citing concerns including “a pattern of discounting health impacts” and “ignoring scientific findings”.

This may explain why during the latest hearing, Democratic Senator Jeff Merkley unveiled a giant cardboard chart showing greenhouse gas emissions plotted alongside rising temperatures, to ask Wehrum if he could at least acknowledge that the two lines appeared to track each other. The air quality in the Capitol must have been particularly bad that day: despite being prompted three times, .

On loan

TERRY KLUMPP asked readers to suggest what to do with an unusual hand-me-down: a pacemaker that he expects will soon be liberated from a good friend (7 October). “It will be the property of the NHS and he should return it to its legal owner,” says Gordon Horsington. “Cardiac pacemakers, mitral valves, hearing aids and all sorts of other apparatus loaned to NHS patients are not their personal property and no one whose death is imminent can bequeath property they do not legally own.”

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Having morbid curiosities and the occasional prosthesis at Feedback, we tasked ourselves with looking into this matter. We can now refer readers to guidance issued in 1983 by the UK’s Department of Health, which declares that medical implants remain the patient’s property even after their removal, and become part of their estate on death.

However, at least one source notes that consent forms relinquishing ownership to the NHS are supposed to be routine, to clear a legal path for malfunctioning devices to be reclaimed for analysis.. So the NHS’s claim on this particular pacemaker would depend on whether such a document exists – and whether the executor could find it.

Those free of such legal paperwork ought to start dropping hints to see which of their nearest and dearest might wish to inherit a doorstop resembling a metal hip joint.

Royal flush

PREVIOUSLY Feedback wondered which non-scientist could boast the greatest number of plants and animals named after them (7 October). David Attenborough is a clear contender, with at least a couple of dozen. “I want to come with another example of someone well honoured by scientists,” writes Anne Franklin. “The ‘king of the jungle’ may well be a real king.”

She informs us that King Leopold III of Belgium was a fervent naturalist and traveller. “He led several expeditions in Africa, Asia and South America among others,” says Anne, and, unlike his infamous grandfather, “was acclaimed for his defence of nature and of autochthonous populations.”

In 2014, an inventory was taken of all his eponyms – clocking in at an impressive 171. III take the nomenclature crown?

The blue pill

A MONDEGREEN that turned the social media ecosystem into an egosystem for Tony Compton reminds Howie Vernon of a similar misapprehension (30 September). “While walking down the hall, I spotted a poster on a bulletin board for a social media giant. But the poster was slightly blocked by another one, and as such, all I could see was the word FACEBO.”

Howie says this prompted him to wonder what this “facebo effect” might be. Perhaps, he says, “the phenomenon of thinking you’re having real, beneficial personal interactions, when, in fact, you’re not.”

Blue sea thinking

ON THE subject of the mysterious eight-legged structure dug out of the sand at Rhode Island’s East Beach (30 September), Sheila Herrick suggests it could be a bit of a big top circus tent frame or a children’s playground roundabout, but “these may be too mundane for consideration”. Don’t worry Sheila, Feedback’s bar is set comfortably low.

The proportions look wrong for a children’s roundabout, says Jo Watson: “I wondered if it might be some sort of hay-feeding device, possibly for beach donkeys?” She identifies the centre of an Applegate Hay Saver Cone Insert Feeder as being a particularly good match. Does anyone happen to know if Americans are as fond of donkey rides along the beach as their British counterparts?

Appetite for love

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BETTER to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all, said the Bard. And the Nashoba Brook Bakery in Massachusetts has done just that, after authorities ruled that love cannot be listed as an ingredient in their granola.

The US Food and Drug Administration sent a warning letter declaring that “‘Love’ is not a common or usual name of an ingredient, and is considered to be intervening material because it is not part of the common or usual name of the ingredient.” before serving, Feedback imagines.

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