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We took his-and-hers fertility tests – this is what it was like

Should couples curious to know the implications of postponing parenthood take a fertility test? My boyfriend and I tried one to find out
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As a woman approaching 30, I’m well aware that my biological clock is ticking. Still, there are many reasons why I continue to delay trying for a family. I know it’s a risk, but what I’d really like to find out is how much of a risk I’m taking. It would appear I’m not alone. Anecdotally at least, increasing numbers of people curious about their ability to conceive are taking fertility tests. In the UK, couples are offered them free on the NHS if they have been trying to get pregnant unsuccessfully for a year or more, but anyone can opt for one of several tests carried out by private clinics. Are they any good?

“If I were a woman, I would do it,” says , a gynaecologist at the University of Nottingham, UK. Perhaps that’s to be expected, given that he, like many academic embryologists, has a clinic offering these tests. Nevertheless, I decided to give it a go.

After a bit of online research, I found what I was looking for: a “female and male comprehensive initial consultation”. Otherwise known as a “fertility MOT”, this would entail a semen analysis for my boyfriend, counting his sperm and observing how healthy they look. And I would have standard fertility tests promising to reveal my ovarian reserve – essentially how many eggs I have left. Then there would be a half-hour consultation to discuss our results. The package cost £450. I signed us up.

Deformed is normal

Around a week after booking, I went to the clinic to give a blood sample to be tested for anti-Mullerian hormone (AMH), which is produced by egg cells. My boyfriend then provided a semen sample. The first surprise came a couple of hours later, when he was emailed his results. One thing stood out: “97 per cent head defect”. Did this mean he is infertile? After a couple of very anxious days we discovered it didn’t. It turns out that it’s normal for the vast majority of a man’s sperm to be deformed. I couldn’t help wishing the clinic had told us this beforehand.

A week or so later, on the day of the consultation, I had the second part of my test. Timed to coincide with ovulation, it consisted of an ultrasound scan to count the number of egg follicles in each of my ovaries. It’s an internal scan, so a little uncomfortable. But I was distracted when I looked at the screen – I could see my own eggs! The doctor told me the count was pretty normal. My AMH level was in the normal range too, albeit at the low end. Now what?

My boyfriend reasons that, with no serious problems, we can afford to wait a few years. But can we? “These tests could be dangerous if they give you a false sense of security,” says , an embryologist at Guy’s and St Thomas’ hospitals in London. In fact, they aren’t designed to measure female fertility at all – they are meant to inform doctors how many eggs a woman might produce for IVF when she is given hormones to induce ovulation. At best, they only provide a snapshot of a woman’s egg reserve, and my results could look totally different in a matter of months.

Huge healthy range

What’s more, AMH results are open to interpretation. They do indicate how many eggs you have left, but it’s not a precise measure as levels of the hormone can fluctuate by around 13 per cent in an individual. In addition, results vary substantially between clinics, depending on the measurement technique they use. And . The doctor told me my score, 15.2, was normal, but when he said that the normal range for my age was between 13 and 60, it suddenly sounded like a bad result. I’ve since learned that high AMH scores aren’t necessarily good either, because they can indicate polycystic ovaries. “Measuring AMH used to be seen as wonderful, but it’s going out of fashion,” says Bolton.

The follicle count is even more problematic. During ovulation, several eggs grow and expand 500 times in size to create follicles between 2 and 10 millimetres wide. Only one will eventually be primed for fertilisation – we still don’t know how the selection is made. These follicles are visible on the ultrasound scan, and doctors count them by eye, which leaves room for human error. But it’s worse than that: we don’t know whether the number of follicles a woman produces correlates with fertility at all. And numbers tell us nothing about egg quality. “The real crux of fertility is: can egg and sperm meet, fertilise and produce a quality embryo?” says Raine-Fenning. “The only way to test that is to try for a family.”

So where does that leave fertility tests? They may help pinpoint a problem if a couple is having difficulty getting pregnant – although, many causes of infertility are unknown, and around a third of couples never learn why they cannot conceive. But for people like me, wondering if they can put off parenthood, fertility tests simply can’t provide concrete answers. As , chair of the British Fertility Society, puts it: “These tests don’t tell you anything about the future. They are appealing, but they don’t tell the full story.”

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