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Feedback: Striving to name polyfailure

Portmanteau names proliferate, Pratchett's postulate perhaps, swiss-cheesology and more
Feedback: Striving to name polyfailure
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Striving to name polyfailure

WHAT should we call the phenomenon exemplified by Feedback’s perception that “anyone who suspects the probability of a set of independent failures occurring together to be vanishingly small should urgently make plans to cope with them all happening at once” (7 March)? So far, 21 readers have been keen to help.

Six of you suggested Murphy’s law, also known as Sod’s law: “Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.” Bill Sloman noted the “necessary corollary that whichever name you use for it won’t be the one used by the person you are talking to”. Bob Malcolm was reminded of a journalist asking a UK Met Office spokesperson, in the aftermath of some weather phenomenon, “Why can’t you predict these freak events?”

Bob also likes the “Law of the Inevitability of Freak Events”, or LIFE. This has the advantage of being, like the original question, a bit more specific than Murphy’s law, which seems to us to be primarily about maddening individual failures. So, too, does Pat Phillips’ suggestion of “Black Swan” after Nassim Taleb’s book of that name about unpredictable events. Tony Rimmer may have got to the heart of the difference with his suggestion of “polymurphism”.

Brian Russell spots an exciting : “… is 420 million year old volcanic rock, finely crushed to release… minerals and trace elements – 100% organic!”

Portmanteau names proliferate

THE above question also led to inventive portmanteau words: in the context of untoward nuclear events that we mentioned, Ian Beaver’s “complacident”; Alex MacDonald’s “improbaballs”; and Russ Carlson’s “coincidencality”. The last should, he proposes, be pronounced, improbably, “koh-inky-dink-al-itee”.

Pratchett’s postulate perhaps

THE late Terry Pratchett also inspired a number of suggestions for naming the phenomenon of the inevitability of improbable combinations of events. Following some unfortunateness with a laser printer – whose tendency for multiple errors our own editor was grumbling about just the other day – and recalling , Ian Lang puts forward “The Ratio of Omnibuggerance”.

Sandy Dalkin posits “Rincewind’s Rule”, named after the hapless wizard of Pratchett’s Discworld novels, in whose experience things with a one in a million chance of happening “crop up nine times out of 10”. He also proposes “Pratchett’s Postulate”.

Swiss-cheesology

THERE is, of course, a serious side to the analysis of polyfailure, and in the world of aviation it has a name. Pete Culman writes: “The overall risk of an incident occurring is considered as the cumulative risk of a number of ‘layers’, each having ‘holes’. The layers move with time: an incident will occur only if enough holes line up simultaneously for long enough.” The prevention of this is, by visual analogy, the study of “Swiss cheese”.

David Harris credits this to the psychologist . David adds, in defence of aviation in general: “Observation shows around two human errors per flight, but these proceed to an accident in fewer than one flight in a million, about one in two million hours. The biblical ‘three score years and ten’ is 613,607 hours. If you spent your entire life in an airliner, you’d be unlikely to die in a crash.”

Intrepid reporter in Matrix

NOMINATIVE determinism – the notion that names influence occupations – has been celebrated by our colleague Richard Webb at the – itself a celebration of “research that makes people laugh, and then think”.

“What I’d really like,” Richard says, “is an assessment of the probability that, in the very week I am taking nominative determinism to the country, I should, at a schmoozing event at the Science Museum on my off night, be randomly approached by a stranger who turns out to be Roger Kneebone, professor of surgical education at Imperial College London, and subject of one of my slides, who subsequently ends up appearing in the show that just happens to be at Imperial College two nights later.”

This all happened in a week when the subject of èƵ cover special was chance – in which David Hand, also (no doubt coincidentally) of Imperial College, informs us that “what appear to be extremely improbable events occur quite often”.

These would appear to be relatively benign examples of polymurphism, defined above. It leads Richard to fear that he is, in fact, living in the Matrix.

Alatrism spawns apatheism

ALATRISM is defined, largely by Feedback, as “not bothering to worship any deities, regardless of how many there may be” (21 March). Carl Zetie suggests it “appears to be somewhat related to apatheism, defined as ‘really not caring whether or not there is a god or gods’.” Perhaps one might say that apatheism is to alatrism as atheism is to agnosticism?

The best part about being an apatheist, Carl says, “is that it annoys militant atheists and religious fundamentalists in equal measure”.

Ban this vile instrument!

FINALLY, and still considering untoward events, Nigel Perry has a plea. “Almost every day we read that certain vile instruments have been used for drug dealing, child abuse, fraud and countless other felonies. Please support my campaign for a ban on industrial scales.”

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