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What do you want the Testing Machine to destroy?

Tell us what you would like the colossal, 150-year-old Universal Testing Machine at the Kirkaldy Testing Museum in London to destroy

Video: Victorian test bed rearranges metal sculpture

If you鈥檝e never had an outlet for your destructive urges, 快猫短视频 has teamed up with the Kirkaldy Testing Museum in London to offer you the chance to have an object demolished by the colossal Universal Testing Machine housed there.

Designed by Scottish engineer David Kirkaldy in 1861, the 15-metre-long, 116-tonne iron giant was built to exert a force of up to 450 tonnes, stretching, crushing and bending materials to destruction. At Kirkaldy鈥檚 Testing Works in Southwark, London, the Universal Testing Machine tore apart anchor chains and crumpled bridge supports in its mission to define the strength and durability of Victorian engineering materials.

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To win, just tell us what object you鈥檇 like to see crushed or stretched by the machine and why (please, keep it to inanimate objects!). The bigger and more solid the better. We鈥檒l choose the best entry and consign the chosen item to destruction at the Kirkaldy Testing Museum 鈥 and we鈥檒l publish a video of the event online.

Fill in our entry form for your chance to win. Be sure to put 鈥淏reaking machine competition鈥 in your message.

Terms and conditions

1. This competition is open to anyone aged 18 or over, except for employees of Reed Business Information Limited and any company involved in the sponsorship of the competition.

2. Entry is open only to subscribers and registered users. Submit your entry, including your name and email address, using the entry form.

3. Every entrant will be entered into a draw to win all the prizes featured on this page. Prizes cannot be exchanged.

4. Only one entry is permitted per person. No purchase is necessary.

5. 快猫短视频 shall not be responsible for technical errors in telecommunication networks, internet access or otherwise, preventing entry at this website.

6. Entries must be received by 23.59 GMT on Thursday 22 May 2014. Entries made after this time will not be counted.

7. Every effort will be made to notify the winner by email by 1 July 2014.

8. Submitting your entry constitutes your consent for us to use your entry, name and photos (if applicable) for editorial or publicity purposes.

9. Reed Business Information Limited reserves the right to ask for proof of age and evidence to verify the identity of an entrant at any time, and may use any channels and methods available to carry out checks of any details provided. Entrants may only enter the competition in their own name. Entries submitted through agents or third parties will not be accepted.

10. You hereby warrant that your entry will not infringe the intellectual property, privacy or any other rights of any third party, and will not contain anything which is libellous, defamatory, obscene, indecent, harassing or threatening.

11. Winners鈥 names are available by writing to 鈥淏reaking machine competition鈥, Lacon House, 84 Theobalds Road, London WC1X 8NS

12. 快猫短视频 reserves the right to change or withdraw the competition and/or prize at any time.

13. By entering the competition, entrants are deemed to have accepted these terms and conditions.

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Correction: When these terms and conditions were first published, paragraph 11 incorrectly referred to 鈥淧i day competition鈥. This was corrected on 12 May 2014.

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