DOZENS more readers have written about the “didn’t I do well?” gesture, remaining divided on whether it represents polishing one’s fingernails or an invisible medal (23 July). Bob Millar says that it was common when he was young, as was another interesting gesture which involves a finger laid up the side of the nose. This can mean “Keep it quiet, but we know something special,” or “Ha! I know something that you don’t.”
But why? The all-knowing interweb is not helping, producing only more questions, as you might expect for a problem that depends on meaning rather than simply finding the words. We declined to watch the zit-killing video that came back from a search for “finger side of nose”. We need the actual intelligence of Feedback readers to settle this… know what I mean?
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“”Welcome to SPEED,” says the road sign in the charming photo Shane Dwyer sends, which continues “please slow down” – in the interests of safety in the Australian town of that name”
WHEN Hanny Middlebrook checks her webmail on she is informed that she had used up “-2147483648 per cent of 1 GB”. Hanny doesn’t understand how she can have used such a large negative percentage of her byte allocation.
Ian Cutter received the same message and wondered about the wondrous efficiency of the system that could compress his data to occupy negative space. Mary Voice, meanwhile, is “a little nervous” over what might happen if she deleted all her Bigpond email. Might the net quantity of information in the universe become negative?
Yes, yes, we do have an idea how it happened, to forestall further emails: -2,147,483,648 is the largest negative number that can be represented in 32 binary digits. But not all the permutations of those 32 bits represent numbers. One or more is commonly reserved for reporting the result of, for example, dividing by zero, which is “not a number” or “NaN”. And if a programmer asks too forcefully for the value of NaN, many systems return their largest negative number instead.
This will have instantly sprung to many minds that regularly grapple with computer programming; we apologise if to other minds its content is as large and negative as that of our readers’ email boxes.
AN ORGANISATION called World-Check, Graham Barrow tells us, offers an online service to help assess the risks of doing business with what are known in financial circles as “politically exposed persons” – such as ex-president of Egypt Hosni Mubarak and Colonel Muammar Gaddafi of Libya.
Its website claims: “More than 4500 institutions, including over 49 of the world’s top 50 banks… rely on the World-Check database of known heightened-risk individuals and businesses.”
Graham “can’t for the life of me work out exactly how many of the world’s top 50 banks actually use World-Check”. Answer: NaN.
SEVERAL readers have joined our Society for Promotion of Numerate Proofreading (SPNP, 6 August) and written to castigate èƵ for saying that air temperatures in London’s Tube tunnels “have doubled in the 100 years since they were built.” (6 August, p 38).
Well, er, yes. To talk of a temperature measured in Celsius doubling does make no physical sense. Mike Whittaker takes advantage of the fact that doubling an absolute temperature (measured in kelvin) is less nonsensical to ask whether, if the temperature was 10 °C (283K) in 1911, “that makes it 293 °C (566K) now?”.
But if you ask the person on the Clapham omnibus – or on a Northern Line tube train sweltering beneath it – what a temperature half of today’s would be, you’ll get one of two consistent answers, depending on whether they were brought up in Celsius or Fahrenheit. Feedback suspects, or hopes, that this would fail for other numbers whose doubling makes no sense, such as earthquake magnitudes.
And what’s that got to do with the price of fish? It raises the question of whether it strictly makes sense to talk of a price doubling, unless you specify that it’s with respect to a named individual at constant hourly pay. We have a topic for debate at an inaugural SPNP general meeting.
FEEDBACK is covered in shame. Lee Mason, self-described as an “avid 16-year-old èƵ reader”, looked up the rest of the product catalogue of , whose “Orange Spread” we observed to be ingredient-free (12 March). “It appears,” Mason reports, “that Walden Farms is a well-established business, and since 1972 has promised foods with ‘No Calories, Fat, Carbs, Gluten or Sugars of any kind!’.”
The main constituent of almost all their products is “triple filtered purified water”: their chocolate dip, for example, equally claims zero nutrition, apart from 35 milligrams of sodium per serving. In Lee’s opinion, an alternative to such goods, at a cheaper price, is to “simply add triple-filtered purified water to your favourite cardboard cereal box”.
FINALLY, the sign Tony Holkham saw in his local fish and chip shop stated: “Firewood. Kindling, middlers, logs (mostly ash).”
“That’ll be second-hand firewood, then,” he thought – until he realised that “ash” referred to the type of tree the wood had come from.